Well I woke up so hungover that I threw up more than twice
So I crawled across the street to buy some Clear Creek Ice
I passed a pack of hookers and of junkie thieves as well
They asked me for a buck o' five...
...I said, "You go to hell!"

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, can you save the day?

A junkie pulled a switchblade and he looked me in the eye
I said "Hey dude, we're cool man, I just want some C.C.I."
As we stared each other down, the sky she turned to black
A tumbleweed rolled by...
...as I heard a fateful crack

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, rode in to save the day

I seen that junkie's head explode, his face got blowed right in,
His hooker took one in the gut and then one in the chin
A stranger shot 'em down in cold blood, leavin' none alive
He tossed his back laughed and said,...
..."Now there's your buck o' five!"

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, here to save the day

Some hooker she began to cry, I seen the stranger punt her
I said, "Where'd you learn to shoot like that?" He answered, "Big Buck Hunter."
I offered him a beverage, either beer or something fruity
He said, "You save your money, son...
...This sherriff's still on duty."

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, saved the fucking day

   Oh, Cowboys and Indians,
    Together in one
    From Beverly to Enoch,
    No one's better with a gun
   Indians and cowboys, together at last
    When it comes to shooting hookers dead...
    ...No one's as fast
 
Well I made it to the liquor store, could not believe my eyes
The shelves were stocked with everything except for C.C.I.
My heart stood still, my blood ran cold, I said, "No! Not again!
"I'll have to drink that devil's piss...
..."That they call Perfect 10."

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, can you save the day?

With tears in eye I grabbed that swill and headed for the door
But had to wait in line behind a filthy fuckin' whore
I seen a case of Clear Creek wrapped up in her cockstained mitts
Then a muzzle flash! A cloud of smoke! A bullet through her tits!

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, rode in to save the day

She coughed some blood upon my boots and whispered, "Jesus, why?"
The stranger looked at her and said, "My dear, it's time to die.
"'Cause Clear Creek Ice is brewed for just the manliest of men,
"And no damn whore is gonna make him...
..."Drink no Perfect 10!"

 Yippie aye oh, yippie aye ay
 Crazy cowboy Indian, fucking saved the day

   Oh, Cowboys and Indians,
    Together in one
    From Beverly to Enoch,
    No one's better with a gun
   Indians and cowboys, together at last
    When it comes to shooting hookers dead...
    ...No one's as fast

I keep getting really weird, creepy spam on my work email account.  They generally have a link at the start promising free medicine or free downloads.  Then they go like this:

Out! He whispered hoarsely. She ain't dead yet. Her husband
secretly as had been asserted, surely a flea. Joe can lick
him with one hand, can't was i with shock and the burning
pain, back again hold of a real womans frock from somewhere
and for herself, married her and made of her a lady to lose
southern persia we must push the railway fragments were
holmes rubbed his hands. This is peopleancient cavedwellers,
once the neighbours tell him to bring his surgical instruments
also,.


Or this:

By his devotees) he that is the master of ell that is destitute
of qualities. These seven are concealed himself) even by
brahmanas, let alone and when the victory was gained, they
not infrequently of now? Arrayed let us stand in battle
against of yonder hill. The chilly night winds of the and
krishna, thou wilt certainly regain that energy as i myself
was begotten in the soil of my father servant, as soon as
he lay in bed, give me half learned pretty fully the chemistry
of life. We.


I keep hoping there is some secret code behind them, because secrets are cool and life is boring.

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